Tuesday, November 20

What would you do?

Walked into a shop.
Browsed through the items.
Tried them on.
Chose your favourite.
Decided to pay.
Looked into your bag.
COULDN’T FIND YOUR WALLET!


What would you do?
a. Truthfully inform that you forgot your wallet
b. Politely inform that you will come back – but you never return
c. Leave the shop when the assistant is busy packing the item

Monday, November 12

WARNING: Disgusting Post!

You have been warned! I hold no responsibility to the aftermath…

I couldn’t believe that I squatted for about 15 minutes, just releasing the decomposed food from my system! I wonder where all that junk stored inside my body. If I were to weigh the waste, it could easily hit the 1000gram point. No kidding!

My legs were numb and sore when I finished my business. But after, I felt lighten and free from carrying those human-manure… Carry your own shit!

I’m clean now!


Saturday, November 10

Yes? No?

At the mention of the word s.e.x., many people would run and hide, trying to avoid the topic altogether. Well, it struck my mind this morning while I was driving. And I realise that we the topic is in every family conversations. So why is it a taboo when we talk about it almost every single day?

Why do you shun the topic when it was brought up?
Why do you blush in red when your friends talk about it?
Why do you flash that disapproving look?


Now, don’t your aunts or great grand aunts ask, “When are you getting married?”
Don’t they mean when will be your first time?

Don’t parents frequently ask their married children, “Where’s my grandchild?”
And, don’t they mean are you having enough sex?

Even your conservative friends would ask, “Are you expecting soon?”
Don’t they mean how’s your s.e.x. life?

When you fill up survey forms and tick the column for ‘married’, the following question is “number of children”.
Isn’t it just another way of questioning your s.e.x. activity?

So, why do we consider it a taboo when we indirectly and implicitly talk about it? And we even accept the topic when it is crafted in another way. It may seem that we are just hypocrites, trying to avoid the hush-hush topic but we talk about it openly in a polished manner. In fact, the main issue here is… not what we say, but how we say it.

Yes? No?